"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
my favorite game
this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce
what she means: JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDON FREEMAN'S BROTHER WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE TYPING ON A COMPUTER
My high school was relatively new when I went there… . are schools ever really as tight-knit as in 90s TV shows???
OMG COOLESS FACTOR??????? Classic bullies over clothing?? What is this????
Omfg walking stereotype in a leather ja—IS SHE A WAREWOLF!?!?
QUEUE THE ANGSTY 90S MUSIC!! :DD
Block #finally watching buffy to avoid these.